I can definitely see Trump slouching towards Bethlehem.

k.

Informal nonsensical contractions. S'what I used to communicate sometimes.

Michael Shannon's just pro-cremated remains in general. I think he makes a special coffee blend with them, s'why his eyes look like that all the time.

White people, quit being so fucking horrible and racist

Hottake Thinkpiece: Why are white people so awful?

I dunno about Bugeye Yoda, but Finn, Rey, and Poe Dameron HERO OF THE REBELLION have some legs to them. We'll see where their characters go in the next two films, what kind of arcs they take to separate them from the previous generation. Could be quality.

It was derivative and safe, but it wasn't bad. There was a lot to like about it if it wasn't a beat-for-beat retread of A New Hope.

They'd find a nice ethnic person to take the blame instead.

Warrior got half way to heaven but then gassed out. Had to catch his breath. He'll get there eventually, just keep playing his music.

Just a little bummed that satire is dead, is all.

I'VE BECOME WHAT I HATE MOST.

Pick 1 from each category to assemble your own clickbait.

I liked the first ep, the one Nat Geo posted up early. Call be a pleb, but I need some hopeful yet realistic science fiction right now. Preferably one with a lot of international camaraderie.

Seriously. I’m down 30 too from eating the same nonsense I was before but...less of it.

*Record Scratch*

It’s the military’s job to prepare for the worst. This video was for internal consumption, getting the internal eggheads to think about tactics in the worst case scenario. And massive, overexpansive mega-city sprawl is a pretty darn bad future outcome.

If the internet does mean city growth stops, huzzah. But the guys…

CRANE SHOT?

FOUR AND A HALF INCH PYTHON BROTHER.

The best part about the Benghazi arguments is when they say she was sound asleep because the attack took place late at night. I guess they forget that Libya is seven hours ahead of EST, and it was like early evening for her. Maybe timezones are a liberal conspiracy????

My version of Hell is a still image of Bush reading My Pet Goat while Moore drones on about what he might be thinking about, forever.