Canada’s just performing a wellness check and discovered America’s got a .38 pressed against its temple. Calm, soothing words are needed right now, I think.

If it was, like, a pointy stick, then whittling the tip to make it sharper would only serve to make it into a blunt nub. Though maybe "ground down to its bluntest point" would be a better choice.

Nothing wrong with a little 5-on-1.

Driving across the Praries, I recommend Northwest Passage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/False_equivalence

A slight step up from when, a few years ago, BG&E was being distributed in packages of string cheese.

Kaine is here because Hillary wasn’t allowed to nominate a piece of unbuttered white toast.

I just read these threads and catch Smackdown instead. Three hours of Raw is still a slog, and I'd rather watch a peppy, vibrant two hours where storylines have something approximating direction. I fucking guarantee I did not much in the way of scintilating character by taking a pass on Discount Club vs Golden Truth

That's like…ultra-poop

Meanwhile, Scotty's are healthy at every size.

They gave the Regional Governors control after they dissolved the Senate, clearly a triumph for Systems' Rights. The Empire was primarily focused on fighting Rebel terrorists by whatever means necessary, like any small government should.

I don’t think the hab is mounted on some sort of axle. I think it just gets propelled into rotation and just doesn’t stop rotating, because it’s a vacuum. There’s no wind resistance, there’s no chance it’s going to snap off and roll down the street like a demonic ferris wheel, where’s the complexity?

Are we to assume this is some kind of magic living room?

Closest you'll get is Homeworld.

I see what you're saying, but for all we know there could have been a whole lot of important folks before Roslin. The Case Orange broadcast calls for "All ministers and officials" to send in their ID to determine who is the highest ranking member of government. I'm thinking like the Quorum members, their deputies,…

I swap Nemesis and Insurrection, because Nemesis was really mean spirited and dour. It was like going to a funeral, but with more explosions than usual.

I'm always learning new words from AV Club thinkpieces. It really helps to cromulate my vocabulatude

I don't hate TMP, I just have never finished the movie without falling asleep at some point and needing to rewind it.

Ouch, Into Grimdarkness below Generations? That's a scathing indictment, though I'm trying to figure out which movie should be more insulted.

The idea that the guy who wrote The Visitor also helped write Bride of Chaotica sort of made my morning, thank you.