“ selling this persona to young girls”  . . . what? I’m pretty sure this ‘persona’ only gets sold to heterosexual dudes so they can bust a nut, and then get online in the afterglow and call her a whore. 

It's not often that the world seems to love a piece of media to the same degree I do, but it's still a nice feeling.

The vast majority of these do absolutely nothing for me, but this was a nice reminder that I haven’t listened to the Once soundtrack since college, and it absolutely deserves a revisit. 

A cursory IMDB search confirms for me that Ruth Wilson is not in this, thus basically alleviating any need I might have to watch it. The show felt deeply generic every second that she wasn’t around. 

Bathing daily can, if you’re like me and can’t stand a cold shower, be pretty bad for your skin. I usually do one day shower/one day dry shampoo and sink rinse. My skin has been a lot less sensitive as a result.

But if I’m going somewhere? With people? Near me? Might even shower twice that day, baybee, just to be…

That’s true, and I’m not mad or anything. Just seems like an odd choice. 

I’m not usually one to complain about spoilers, but oblique unmarked references to who survives a horror movie seem a little unkind. That’s kinda one of the main draws. 

Back during the election, when Elizabeth Warren’s campaign was melting down, Sessler flamed a woman who (very politely) said that she was hoping that Bernie would gain traction because she’d just gone into mountains of medical debt after her husband died of cancer and didn’t feel like Warren’s pushes for socialized…

Y’know, if the position that people like J.K. Rowling and Milo Yiannopoulus deserve to be forced onto an ice floe and sent out to sea is authoritarian, fine by me, guess I’m that.

Get in line, slut.

Release the Jack Black's Dick and Balls Cut, you cowards. I'd actually pay to see this inevitably shitty movie.

You have to have some level of appreciation for batshittery to appreciate Riverdale. It’s like babysitting a drunk friend - often irritating, but occasionally they’ll say the most absolutely absurd thing you’ve ever heard, and you’ll be making jokes about it for years to come.

My favorite is the demonic D&D game that…

Agreed on the NFT thing, but I’m down for animated comedies that aren’t “it’s another American family, but (X) causes wacky shenanigan’s” for the 8000000000th time. Will this suck? Sure, probably. But I’m absolutely down for shows trying to at least be somewhat more interesting. 

Just confirm that I’m getting more seasons of The Great North and I’ll cease my campaign of psychological warfare, Fox.

It’s not perfectly accurate to say we haven’t seen Ethel in a while, considering her alternate-universe super-scientist self was aware of the multiversal bleeding and, if I remember right, she’s currently trapped in the bunker with Rivervale Jughead while he Alan Wake’s the fabric of the multiverse together.

I love…

Taking time off to pursue her real passion in audiobooks. 

Based on the pull quotes, I don’t think there’s some magical context that will make the braindead cartoonist’s virulent racism somehow lessened or explainable. Especially considering that we have a storied history of the braindead cartoonist being a right-wing shitheel.

Huh, I didn’t know that neo-nazis also hated Dear Evan Hansen. 

“You’ll want watch” guys I am begging you

Man, what could have happened that would cause a precipitous drop in theater attendance during 2020 and 2021 . . . .