Make sure it has an FM radio built in. 

I dunno what to tell you, it’s a movie about trees and cat boobs and how we’re all connected by water and plants and shit. That’s some straight nonsense. I’m not connected to nature. I’m connected to extremely mid-tier shows on Apple TV.

James Cameron ends homophobia by making the perfect algorithm for CGI watersports.

Today I learned that there are novelized versions of Valerian and the Something Something Planets and XXX: The Return of Vin Diesel guy, both from 2017. 

lol

Literally the only thing that I’ll accept from this comment is Bette Davis’ hat. I have no rebuttal there.

But twink Leo, get out here, go to jail, awful. That’s not gay culture, that’s “I want something unthreatening” teen girl and wine mom culture. Twink Leo is the crush you move on to after you get over Disney’s…

They run around almost totally naked, but they also fuck with their hair. It’s a profoundly sexless movie.

And you don’t get to make a movie queer just because it has Michelle Rodriguez in it! I mean, it helps, but still. 

Never in a million years, straighty. 

Adults put very little stock into other adults telling them what is appropriate entertainment for adults. I pay my mortage, I can watch exactly as many blue cat people movies as I want.

I want to watch the motion comic version which is just jpgs from the movie with text bubbles superimposed over it. 

no

Let him give Tormund a little kiss, you fucking cowards.

oh shit you’re right

Okay, Avatar is straight culture. 

He’s been having the career that aligns with his talent.

James Cameron is straight culture. 

“My dad was very matter of fact “adults want to see mature films with adult humans in them”

Talking to Yourself is easily the strongest showing on the album, backed up by Beach House and The Loneliest Time which, imo, pretty strong as well.

Gotta love a golden parachute. 

I love living in this stupid place at this stupid time, where absolutely everything follows the same reliable pattern of be good -> be forced to expand infinitely to meet a frankly psychotic ideal of eternal growth -> inevitably become shit, crash, and burn.

Capitalism is so fun and good and healthy. 

Please guys, don’t try to make me feel better about pirating all of your books -too- hard.

(I own physical copies of some, but I want a single race/class out of a big old lorebook that I’ll never touch 80% of, that’s an easy choice.)