I would argue his defining role is Maui. It’s a genuinely good movie, his performance is good, and I can name two traits about the character without one of them being “played by the Rock”, which puts him ahead of the long string of identical roles Johnson's played for most of his career.

I’m so glad that someone else is saying this. I said it on the io9 review and a commenter implied I was a misogynist who just wanted stories to fit in little boxes.

Like, y’all, I just want writers to not include eight episodes of weak plotlines just so they can have their nineth episode say “lol, weren’t those…

I’ll go to bat for H20. It’s not perfect, but it does what it sets out to do - and I feel like does it substantially more satisfyingly than this trilogy - which have half the catharsis and three times the collected runtime. 

Love to exist in late-stage capitalism, where there’s more incentive to burn something down for the payout than actually salvage it.

The list is just titled scary, right? I felt my butthole pucker more during the scene where they're under the table than any horror movie I've ever seen.

Yeah, there’s basically no chance that that is the case.

Siri, google what an analogy is. 

Oh look, there goes my Crunchyroll subscription and here come the updates for my VPN client.

Fam, opium dens didn’t force you to spend money at them either, but that didn’t make them ethically run businesses.

Considering the worst thing about social media is that it causes people to regress into their middle-school selves, where their snippiness and shitheadery is rewarded and their nuance is drained through the floor, I’d say your comment is a pretty good indication that they’re right. 

I couldn’t give two wet farts about Grand Theft Auto, but the comments here bagging on the leaker seem weird. Take Two has been milking the GTA Online whales for half a decade now, I’m totally down for literally anyone deciding to spit in their eye in any way they see fit.

Lowkey might have tried to watch this again if my childhood memories of X-Play weren’t overshadowed now by Adam Sessler having meltdowns on Twitter about Bernie Sanders. 

I dunno, would it really have been easy to write a show about spoiled nobles in a hereditary monarchy that practices eugenics trying to reclaim their throne from the undeserving normie?

I was about to raze a building if there was not a single nomination for Our Flag Means Death, then I remembered how the Emmy season works.

Way too many nominations for Succession. I can’t begin to understand what everyone sees in a show about a bunch of unfunny rich white people endless repeating the same mistakes and…

This is a kinda weird read of the character. Isn’t he an orphan who is pretty much defacto adopted by her family? Kamala’s mom sends him home with food for himself and his grandma, who is implied to be his only family. It’s not weird he’s picked up a bit of their language and texts her.

Buuuutttt that also means he’s…

Thought it would be interesting to look at this based on Steam achievements.

Only 2.3 percent of folks produced at least 100 objects in the manufacturing section.

Only 2.5 percent ever hit max happiness in a large settlement.

Over 40% allied with at least three settlements, but I’m pretty sure that’s almost impossible…

Truly the most egregious thing about Bethesda games is that they can be fine-looking, even pretty, when there’s no one on-screen. And then the characters start moving, start doing anything of any complexity, and it looks so abysmal and janky.

I cannot fathom how a studio that has made SO MUCH money off of Skyrim, and to a lesser extent their previous releases, can still be clinging to the same engine they’ve been using for, what, sixteen years? And which has looked like absolute dogshit for at least ten of those.

I genuinely don’t know if it’s, like, just…

“I’ll have hard time believing Obi-Wan is in any real danger” Gurl, we know he’s in the fourth movie, yeah he’s not in any real danger.

What, precisely, do you gain from dick-riding Square Enix's shitty, stupid, barely functional non-port so hard?