I definitely don’t ever mess with candy bars... you want layers? It gets dipped in chocolate.  I don’t have time for all that other nonsense.

It’s takes me about 5 or 6 tries to perfect any of the new candy recipes that I work on. They’re incredibly frustrating at first, and you have to be lightning quick on cleanup. Their also the most exact science of any cooking you will find. A degree or two off on heat changes everything, as does the sugar ratio or how…

I had a bunch of terrible luck on those two as well, but got engaged thanks to Bumble -- similar to Tinder but much more heavily geared towards dating instead of hookups. Either way, getting started is never easy, so good luck!

Dinner AND a show? Medieval Times better watch out!

Not to mention their own video showed how ineffective it was at taller glasses. I’ll stick with my sprayer if I actually remember to clean the already clean glass.

And Yakety Sax starts playing, then roll credits.

Good point, hadn’t thought of that

Dan,

All of your hot takes are wrong. The answer is Sugar Babies.

I frequent Chick-FIl-A and always go inside. Takes me about 2-3 minutes. But the wait times above definitely don’t represent dallas. Drive-thru wait times here are usually 15-30 minutes.  Drive through lines wrap around the parking lot and out onto the main street.

And everyone on the train clapped.

I think she was talking about her partner, not her husband. The non-husband has a FWB who says that they’re just friends, so he doesn’t bother to tell her that he’s in a poly relationship with a husband and wife.

No, but it is fun.

“The press covfefe” — The AV Club

Thank you for loving Love and Monsters -- feels like I’m the only one sometimes. It’s just so patently absurd.  Not to mention how much fun it pokes at actual DW fans who way overanalyze every single thing about the show.

Can I apply for asylum?

God Ihate it when they make movies based off of TV shows. Stop spinning things off, people!

Throw a Broken Fall on there and you’ve got something.

Is it sad that I only know this reference from Wayne’s World?