I told my fiance I was going to see the film over the weekend, so Saturday was my own day while she went wedding dress shopping. I love the films (and a lot of other nerdy things) but I would never force any of that on her. She did go see Ragnarok with me and enjoyed that quite a bit, but IW is a totally different…

Came here to post this. Thank you!

A truck carrying some starbucks goods is not a starbucks truck. But good for you.

Sure am glad we’re calling this a Starbucks truck for headlining purposes...

Yeah, there’s another one like this called the Hungry Games that is hilarious... it just tries to do too much.

I figure that’s an acceptable middle point between the cheezwhiz diehards and people like me that get the immediate runs from it.

I’ve jumped out of the way of these things more times than I can count while walking around downtown. My favorite days are when I have my umbrella with me so I can smack their windows from a safe distance of 3 inches away from death.

The nice thing about living in Texas is i don’t have to worry about hospital bills if i’m hit by one of these dumbass trucks. Only the funeral costs.

I go for this. Also sub the cheez whiz for pepper jack

I tip a buck or two for a good to-go order service (A reliable place that has all the fixins and additional items ready to go for me asap), but otherwise I generally agree.

There’s a “scary movie” type film that makes fun of Twilight called “Vampires Suck!” It’s just about as awful as you’d expect — except for one thing. The girl who plays the Bella character has Kristen Stewart’s mumbles and gasps absolutely down. It’s the only thing that makes the film worth watching, especially if you…

My wife tells me “you’re never gonna make it love you bye!” on the phone all the time.

SPEAK ENGLISH DOC, WE AIN’T SCIENTISTS!!!!

I think it’s Mo’s time to shine, instead of just being a ref.

Man I wish I was brown Joey.

Oh Abed, how much Nicolas Cage did you watch?

You don’t like Dave’s? I love the flavor, but only the Ultimate Insanity version. The regular insanity is mediocre.

I’m too much of a sissy for the real peppers. I just use a few drops of Dave’s Ultimate Insanity and grab a couple of extra paper towels to wipe the sweat off my face.

Milk Duds — only the second worst candy to get stuck in your teeth! That’s reserved for sugar babies.

As a highschooler, I’d wear a hoodie to the movies, and bring in some Wendy’s burgers. I’d stop by the gas station for a 99 cent bottle of soda and stick that in my pocket too.