I got a cocaine notification for this?

Thank you for understanding the deep cut, and not thinking it was some Zelda reference.

I thought those were clay pots?

I must have played some sort of descendant of that years ago, except there were magnets that would turn on and off beneath the floor, making the pinball curve around all over the place. Wish I could remember what it’s called...

Thank you for this. I just ordered some on amazon, and will be cooking a surprise dinner for my fiance next week. I’m thinking with an alfredo cream sauce. She’s going to love it.

To be fair, I think the point is that you probably won’t be able to do a death save at an arcade either. The tilt is much more sensitive at arcades than what he had that one set to. You can always try it on whatever machine you’re playing though, just to see.

These people have obviously never tried to slog their way beyond the first Eragon book.

Go on with the chlorophyll!

Jesus wept.

Are insulin shots on sale too?

Are insulin shots on sale too?

Creating ewoks that topple an empire does not deserve to be rewarded. ewoks are worse than jarjar. At least he’s feckless on purpose.

I got a Doctor Who notification for this?

Nope. Reviewer decided to make it political for some reason, when these are definitely not. Considering how much of the review he spends on his own political viewpoints that he’s overlaid onto the film, it’s affected his judgment of what the movie is supposed to be.

No, but he is hilarious in it. He even gets to “jim” the camera at a perfect moment.

Super glad I didn’t read this before going to see the film, since he tells you everything that happens.

It’s also not even remotely deserved.

It’s fantastic if you loved the first one. If you force your own political agenda on it just because someone said something about global warming, you’re gonna have a bad time.

I found it immensely entertaining. The reviewer has some weird political stick up his butt about these films that affected whether or not he enjoyed them. If you liked the first one, I’d definitely recommend.

Jackie, Jason, Linda, Marilyn, Geraldine, Herb, and “The Honeymooners”

Yeah, that’s pretty much where I’m at with it. It’s not like I still continue conversations from those articles anymore (I don’t take part in that one Community review page), but it would’ve been nice to have as part of the history of my account. It won’t stop me from commenting on new articles — the terrible…