Laura and I are coordinating my pickup (she is at airport, I am in air) and can't get this to load but I told her about the comments and she said this:

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG this has made my day.

I was browsing through a book of her essays on science fiction last night and she appears to favor speculative fiction as the descriptive term. Then it bogged down in trying to explain the difference between speculative and science fiction, further bogged down in trying to sidebar what fantasy fiction is and it was a…

This is how this makes me feel:

Bathtub faucet, problem solved

My dad and I danced to "Nights in White Satin." Then we rocked out to "Paint It Black."

Here for my favorite scene in my favorite disney princess movie. Thank you

Seriously, thank you for doing the emotionally demanding work that I'm sure this was. This is all terrifying, but important to know about.

I was mentioned by name in a suicide note by a boy I'd turned down. While I feel badly for his death, I do not, cannot and WILL NOT take blame for his actions because I refused to date him. I am so sick of this idea that men are owed a date/kiss/blowjob/anything just because they want it. Nobody owes anybody…

Salad Fingers scared the shit out of me.

A thousand points to Gryffindor!

I know KFed was with Britney. The angle I was coming at it from is she obviously has the most hospitable womb ever and KFed could get a brick wall pregnant. Get those two fertile Myrtles in a room and everyone in the entire city block is gonna be pregnant

It looks to me like a local beer made here called a Hopitoulas (from NOLA Brewing)

I think maybe it was a Freudian slip because I want to hit this guy over the head with a viola.

I cannot be the only person who can make cheap clothing last forever, can I? I'm talking Walmart here.

Not all Woody Allen films are like that!

That wasn't rude. I'm not really interested at all in the academic side of feminism, and this whole "Beyonce is a terrorist" mess is a pretty good reason why.

I feel as though if any other female celebrity had said that "I don't trust women who don't have female friends" quote, everyone here would be praising it, not critiquing it. I see variations of that line with 100,000+ notes floating around the feminist side of Tumblr constantly. Oh, Jez commenters, your fickle…