I generally did not enjoy being a baby-sitter growing up, so if males are get their day in the sun as baby-sitters, I am all for it!

I sent Anna Wintour a picture of me wearing my sweatpants and a Dog the Bounty Hunter t-shirt I got on sale at a Family Dollar store and asked her if it was cool if I went tonight. She told me I could wear the outfit at the Met Gala, but only if I agreed to sit with Giuliana Rancic. I turned her down.

When I was a young'n, we weren't into the movies so much, but I do remember everyone in my junior year high school class was OBSESSED with Lurlene McDaniels' books. They were basically like if Francine Pascal had a kid with George RR Martin and that kid was really emo and wrote only about teenagers. Every teen was…

"So this male friend of mine, who does by the way exist, conveniently entered into the following dialogue.

You can 100% fuck off with this article. If you don't want to pay $600 for a flight/hotel, do not come to the wedding. It is that simple. We had many family members across the country who could not swing plane fare for our wedding, and although they were dearly missed we absolutely understood. I was very grateful and…

Aren't groom 50% responsible for this phenomenon? I know it goes against our cultural expectations that brides are wedding crazy and grooms just show up at the alter, but in several of my friends' weddings the bride wanted to elope and the groom was pushing for a huge wedding. Men like parties too....

I agree. I am getting married next year and every single thing about wedding is stupid and a waste of money except for the actual marriage part, which I'm looking forward to.

I had a conversation recently when a friend emotionally told me that he wants me to find my dream job and be successful because I deserve it. I told him I just want to find a job that doesn't crush my confidence, self-belief and destroy me physically (as my last "dream job") did. I also told him it's ok to do…

Uuuuugh. I had an absolute nutter this weekend at the food court I work at. She was nicely dressed and didn't give off a 'crazy' aura, but she has to be the most demanding customer I've had at this job. She started off by ordering a two-patty, double-cheese, double-bacon hamburger with "two and a half fistfuls!" of…

"Don't make this about you" is great advice that applies almost all the time, yet seems to be harder and harder to grasp/follow. Seem to me like it's being replaced more and more by "I'm not fake so I'll do/say whatever/whenever". Oh god I'm an old.

This might be a spoiler depending on how broad you consider something a spoiler but...

I'm not too traumatized or anything, ahha. Just kind of funny.

Watching a television show isn't a tandem activity.

If you're only on S3, whatever you can conceive of to be the end is probably wrong, spoiler or not.

I'm also on season 3! How you doin'?

I found the article really compelling and had a long discussion of it with friends. There's a lot to unpack - but I do love the idea that what men display is actually over-confidence, rather than confidence, and that we've been accepting the wrong definition for the word for quite awhile in society. Men have a…

I don't wear makeup, but that's because I'm really hyped on this new trend called "getting a lot of sleep and waking up as late as i can get away with before i have to get ready for work."

Well, have you considered going to a place that uses chicken eggs?

I don't. Eating steak is way too messy if the heart is still beating.