this is correct. everyone else is an overly romantic needy asshole who hates sleep

Uhhhh no. The best thing we ever did was get a bigger bed so we weren't touching and disturbing each others sleep. Couples who have difficult times sleeping are much happier when they can actually sleep at night. Away from each other. Not touching. Sleeping well and separately does not have anything to do with…

I love cuddles and all, but when it's sleepytime? GTFOff.

Doogie grew up to be so effing cute

"Hey baby, I'm angry with you. Can you make me a sandwich so I'll be less angry at you?"

It's not at all. Twitter is often a quick way to get your customer service needs fulfilled.

I have a pretty good guess. I bet the person who runs their social media account was passing some kind of NSFW joke around like we've seen on this page "Now we know what happened to flight 370! hurr hurr hurr," immediately before responding to that tweet, and they thought they cut-n-pasted the address they wanted,…

I posted this upthread, but to make sure you see it: I have freelanced in the past, and working for myself part time I can make the same, and usually more, than I did as a salaried employee. (That's accounting for lost benefits, too.)

I wonder, among college educated women, how the upsurge in freelance intersects with these numbers. I'm a freelance teaching artist, and while I had been seeking full-time work for a while for the extra money and stability, my recent pregnancy has landed me back in the freelance camp. My tentative plan is stay at…

Bemoan the untimely demise of Apt 23 with me, y'all. A great loss, he was fantastic. I'm still mourning.

I thought I'd chime in here and explain something quickly. I thought it would be something that the Jez population would be interested to know, as I know that the majority of people who come to this page are sensitive and considerate individuals.

That said, I've been seeing/hearing a lot of people using the word…

I'm sorry but automatically discounted for not having Kate as most annoying. This is my impression of Kate: "What? You don't want me to come along? It's because I'm a woman isn't it? Oh wait, it's not, no one disputes how tough I am, it has everything to do with the fact that I always come along and I always end…

Ben Linus fanclub reporting for duty!

Does it not feel good when someone responds negatively to something you wrote? Huh, that's weird.

The person next to her appears to be dressed as Khal Jesus.

I'm going to be a bit critical of your methodology here. First, weed really should be subdivided into delivery systems, as this dramatically alters the buzz; a blunt is different than a brownie which is different than a hashish capsule which is different than bottletokes.

The general rule about other people's weddings should be "Let it go. It's not your wedding."

Wedding Invite Etiquette 101: