We're all just having a little bit of fun, you should try it.

For reasons lost to me, ABC is either unwilling or unable to force affiliates a 16:9 SD letterbox. Fox did it years and years ago, but ABC still makes everything 4:3 crop safe.

It's really quite simple. You see ... [clears throat] Texas.

No, I see that he talks like a weasel.

It has really good reviews from people that bought it. That site uses Comic Sans. I'd take my chances.

Former NFL referee Ben Dreith was hilarious (unintentionally) with the microphone. Anything could come out of his mouth at any time. Former MLB umpire Doug Harvey was known quaintly as "God." Most sadly, former MLB ump Steve Palermo was pretty widely regarded as about the best in the business when he was disabled…

Hmm...this is suspicious. Just last night my wife informed me that she signed up for a 5K run in the fall and would like me to train with her... I think they have been secretly plotting with her to make me lose weight and train.

You know how I'd get away with it? Justifiable homicide, for you calling me a "commenter on Gawker."

Yes, because he too makes $78 /hour on the laptop.

Final four hours leave Celtics confused, enraged about Bias.

sir charles just called everyone who doesn't understand this an idiot on the tbs halftime broadcast, much backpedaling ensued.

Yep, but don't ruin the fun for people that read this and haven't heard about the guy. Imagine the Usos winning the title then his dad, Rikishi, comes to the ring, watching a ghost.

Ever had a cop tell you to back up when you're standing against the wall? The reality is police officers are not all bright. It requires basically zero education and the ability to carry out laws that are often pretty fucked up and not in society's best interest. Some of them are great, some of them are average, some…

It's way to simplistic to act like buying is always the good move (or are you writing this from 1997?). I'll never forget getting my first real big-boy job (circa 2004) and everyone saying I should buy. In fact, the landlord of the condo I was renting offered to sell it to me for a pretty reasonable rate, but I…

the Angels AA affiliate

Not an argument against better compensation or treatment of athletes, just wish the discussion were centered more around what is right, fair, just etc. than using the poor, starving, enslaved athlete hyperbole. And how'd you know I live in Knoxville?

I was going to write a big piece about how the entire system is corrupt because it's taking value from both athletes and students by creating the idea that athletics is more important than being a functioning human being, but you know what?

fuk off pusy fuk boi

Because two eyes allow us to see in three dimensions, it stands to reason that a third eye would let us see through time. Then again, I'm no scientist.