I really wish Human Revolution were longer. That's the only complaint I have. One of the many things I loved about the original Deus Ex was how just about when it seemed you were done, it threw the Paris city hub your way.

Excellent find, sir. In addition to this, the developers of Ikaruga are also releasing their new 3ds shooter on eshop today. It's a good day for classy niche games indeed.

Every time a foreigner (let's be honest: American) gets press for doing some stupid shit our command gets briefed on the importance of cultural relations and sets up a curfew. Sure wish I could get paid millions to be an oblivious idiot and have that be part of the fun.

I could see MS hovering over Atlus' shoulder cancelling games left and right. Not like it'd happen though. You're right, MS prides themselves on being the official game company of the American Founding Fathers.

Hey, man, welcome. Have a chilled halo halo. It's all gonna be cool.

That is a fair question, and from experience I think that although a hot island song would be nearly as effective there is just something about a cool island song that I believe is irresistible to even the chilliest heart, but that is a personal preference.

I've went ahead and laid out some chips and sodas for our MS friends who want to come here and hate on Nintendo for some reason. Let's warm their hearts with a cool island song and this trailer.

Picked up Last Story a week ago. What a great JRPG. The nontraditional elements and Wii control scheme make it really fun. Kudos to XSEED. Now bring over ALL THE JRPGS!

Ryota Kozuka, Meguro's protege, did the score. He previously scored the rerelease of Soul Hackers. And man he seems to have really done well. SMT3's score is one of my favorite RPG scores ever, but I'm really digging what I've heard from IV so far.

Kinect records your face while you masturbate and uses the footage in an episode of the Steven Spielberg Halo TV series

"Think Taco Bell can't do gourmet? Think again!"

I take offense to this crass characterization of cockroaches, which are a wonderful and resilient species when you learn about them.

*cracked open a cold, refreshing Monster energy drink*

"..bury yourself in regret..?"

I am very excited for the Xbox One. I can't wait to be able to watch TV and stream movies. I don't play video games much but the one game I saw with the marines in space fighting aliens in a dark and gritty setting looks totally rad!

Now that's a find of an article. Looking Glass/Ion Storm had some great developers.

There was a level in Thief: Deadly Shadows on PC (and presumably Xbox) where you were in an orphanage that had been converted into an insane asylum. One of the only times I've taken a long time to complete a level from being too scared. My hat goes off to them.

kinda dubious claim there

I'm assuming, possibly incorrectly, that you haven't tried an SMT game yet.

Xbox, go home...