H E N R Y Z E B R O W S K I !!!!

Guys the unsung hero of this story is Elon Musk’s ex-wife, who seems like a bougie, self-deprecating princess who I would like to accompany on a weekend getaway on Chamonix.

There are a ton of “twenty year age gap doesn’t matter” articles where the man is older than the woman, just look at the last two pages of the Times Style section every Sunday.

Pretty sure I’ll lose some Jez points for this, but I was a Republican Congressional intern last year during my undergrad (now working for a bipartisan consulting group in the city). The address to the interns is something that happens every term, and sort of sets the tone that the party is looking to put forward.…

Great taco pun babe

#murderinosagainstmidnighthikes

Look, the more I think about it, the more I come to the only conclusion possible: a man that loves his country that much is definitely hot, and I would climb James Comey like a patriotic redwood.

Meanwhile, at Number One Observatory Circle:

Literally sharing ghoulish glee is the only reason I want to get married someday

@lala this is PRECISELY the strategy that my college boyfriend used on me and if there’s any way you can go ahead and learn from my mistakes DON’T DO IT GIRL

Oh! My! God! You’re missing the most important part of this article!

Omg wait does this mean I found another Smithie on Kinja

This sucker is the love of my life. About $20, purchased duty free in the Rome Airport along with about $150 of limoncello. You can get it online, obviously. http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/loccitane-sh…

This sucker is the love of my life. About $20, purchased duty free in the Rome Airport along with about $150 of…

Hi hi! In case the Duke of Westminster is reading the comments section: I’m twenty-one, blonde, and know a lot about classical European history and upmarket shoes. I also already wear pearls and cardigans anyway! Just in case you’re looking for someone else to help you manage ;) that ;) estate ;)

Like Scott Eastwood is the most attractive man I have ever seen, but he is a candy-ass if I have ever seen one. I’m glad my fake boyfriend The Rock isn’t putting up with any of his shit.

I’m a slut AND I love Sprite. Am I the targeted audience here? Please send help.

I had an ex with borderline and it was a horrible experience. It was tough because I felt like I wanted to support him through his disorder, but I ended up going through years of psychological abuse as a consequence. I really second your opinion :/

I’m going to ignore your request for those shoes and raise you the new espadrilles I’m obsessed with. So so comfy, and they make me feel like a hippier version of Gwyneth Paltrow in The Talented Mr Ripley. They’re 90ish dollars at Nordstrom http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/soludos-wedg…

YAASSS I’ve been waiting for this all afternoon (and obviously they’re completely different, and uniquely exquisite)

Y’all I was at the summit yesterday, and this person DEFINITELY didn’t talk. But the president did, and we maintained eye contact for the best .75 seconds of my whole stinkin life.