I was at the Pats game, and they had a state policeman singing the anthem, and I heard the booing after they announced he was a state policeman, and I was like “yea, fuck those guys. they owe me at least $500 for bullshit tickets”.

It’s preposterous, calming down, things of that nature.

imma call the kid mexico, because that wall made him pay for it.

Counterpoint: The Caribbean is a small price to pay for glory.

Sandoval has found much more success at his 37 plate appearances at Golden Corral.

What?

Reminds me of a joke I heard which went like this:
Q: What do you get if you drive through Tallahassee real slow?
A: A degree from Florida State

cause he’s fat!!!!! i get it!!!

Just meet out in centerfield, boys

I didn’t know they held AA meetings in centerfield at Yankee Stadium.

Back when he was still with the Eagles (maybe 08 or 09), I ran into Andy Reid at Home Depot once. He was incredibly nice. It was in early September and the Eagles were getting ready to start the season. There is a Home Depot in South Philly. About 2 miles from the Linc. He is pretty easy to spot. So I went over…

You misspelled “Four Loko”

it sounds like you’re really bad at softball

Pass judgement if you will, but who among us has not been in the same exact situation. Lord knows I’ve been drunk at a Burger King before the sun sets, sitting in my car, paper crown on my head. Felt like a true Royal.

If you’re going to drive drunk to get fast food, I commend his choice. The Rodeo Burger, for my money, is one of the best fast food burgers available. Big taste at a fair price. Rope in the flavor!

I’m a veteran and I’m still trying to figure out why a protest over police brutality has anything to do with me. Yeah, it’s great when people respect the symbols of our country, but I’m not gonna get all riled up over a protest that has specific target.

I gave you -1 star for the first comment because you made me think of Mike and Mike. I then gave you 2 for the second comment because I have found myself in that very same situation.

Weird. When I go with this combination I’m a much better golfer.

I gagged a little thinking about Bulls-Kings and Bulls-Nets games.

Cool story, bro! Gosh!