BAGGHAZI!1!!1!!111!

I remember when America used to be a great country. Nowadays everyone takes beating women so seriously. Knock one woman out on an elevator and you’re suspended 2 games. Break multiple bones in another woman’s face and you lose draft position. Punch and kick a woman and you might get suspended.

He gained no advantage from this “travel”. Let ‘em play. The fans don’t come to the games to watch the zebras. They want great action like walking the ball up the court. This takes the fun right out of b-ball.

In Cleveland, if you ask Siri — Apple’s personal voice assistant — the question “Where is sadness?” — it responds with this photo directing people to FirstEnergy Stadium, home of the Browns.

“What’s attendance mean?”

Looks like someone could have used some Adderall.

“Jessica Alba and Kate Upton.”

Johnny’s idea of cutting back on the money he spends on partying is to roll up a ten dollar bill rather than a twenty in the club’s bathroom.

“In my experience, a tight end doesn’t need any fingers to be a great catcher.”

“We shoulda had more time.”

Did that trade happen? I’d really like to read about what could happen if it did.

Oh yes this is exactly I was talking about. Thanks for the entertainment!

As someone who does drink, I can tell you that’s still true.

Sort of, if you look just under the girl’s nostril, you can see that last remnants of it.

At least she didn’t hit anyone with the chair?

“The problem with Phil Jackson is that he holds the joint too long rather than passing it, leading to a inefficient and uneven baking in the drum circle.”

He makes a great point. The problem wasn't the protest, it was the venue.