Joel and his Church of Plutocracy are too busy building those gigantic 10 foot circumference needles to help out flood victims.  

Just be thankful the athlete didn’t participate in the Breast stroke competition.

Ditto, a good vinyl copy of the 1967 CR soundtrack is a reference quality listening experience.   However, in the realm of bad movies with great soundtracks, Candy is up there as well.

The swinging even extends to the placement of the photo’s. McQueen is slightly below Newman, but he does get the eye-catching bolded ballyho above his image. That poster is a master class in sating hollywood ego’s.

Ditto, the Arbiters at the AV club have dictated that the film is a disaster, therefore the sycophants mimic their influencers.

There was the whole hemp issue as well and it’s use as a stronger form of pulp paper in the 1920's. William Randolph Hearst had much invested in wood-pulp paper, which was inferior to hemp based paper. Little wonder that one of the main news syndicates that drove the anti-hemp/marijuana hysteria in the 1930's was…

Candy is dandy...

You do get the vicarious thrill of Spacey’s character getting a bullet to the brain-pan.

Cool, she can invest in some scuba gear and take her message to the sunken streets of Copenhagen, hope she’s a good swimmer.

The reincarnation of MST3K on Netflix mercilessly mocked the movie that destroyed Copenhagen and much of the rest of Denmark, “Reptilicus!”

You’re ignoring the 13 non-fatal accidents that got reported, there are also reports that the park manager encouraged his employees to NOT report accidents on this deathtrap.

To be fair, awarding ambassadorships as a political gift has been the norm since the dawn of man. In this case, however, awarding this particular one to such an avid climate change denier is in unusually bad taste considering Denmark is a country for whom climate change is a real and immediate existential threat.

Midsomer’s inspiration, the 1973 original “The Wicker Man”, portrays the inevitable fate of the hapless Sgt. Howie as the force that drives it’s narrative. Much like all the male visitor’s in Midsomer, Howie is shown to be a ignorant interloper who presumes his position of authority protects him when in fact it’s what…

That title is blander than all the actor’s, prior to Jeffry Wright, who’ve collectively played Felix Leiter.

James Bond on a mission to rescue a big-boned scientist played by Oscar-winner Kathy Bates discovers he’s a closeted chubby chaser in “No time to Diet”.

Is it?  The movie was more than likely green-lit before the merger.

Given the direction Hammer Studios was taking Dracula in 1974 the Lee (Bruce not Chris) Dracula meet up wouldn’t have been that far-fetched.

By the time they die they owe the church all their assets anyway.  It’s their next 7 lifetimes that the cult is interested in.

Nuke it from orbit...it’s the only way to make sure.

1, Scientology isn’t a church, it’s a cult.