I was expecting stuff like:

In 2003, U-Haul messed up my reservation for a 20ft truck. They knew how to take the reservation, but not hold the reservation. Instead of the 20ft truck I reserved, I got a free “upgrade” to a 26 ft truck. From the 80s. With a manual. It was the only truck over 10ft available within 30 miles so I took it. The manual…

In Lancaster, PA, home of US Rep. Lloyd Smucker, can confirm you are probably right.

You should give Trinidad Moruga Scorpions a try. I’ve found it has more flavor than Carolina Reapers. Almost a little fruity.

“Make Oatmeal Good Enough to Eat Every Day of Your Life”

He traces the light beam to its origin, which is a roof where Commissioner Gordon is waiting, and he explains the problem to Batman

There is nothing wrong with ‘Sir’ and ‘Ma’am’, as these terms have been used since....forever to offer respect to elders as well as respect for those who choose to show patronage to a business amongst many more uses. Looking at your history of blog posts, Brianna Wellen, I see you’re nothing more than a trouble maker…

“Art imitates life. I look like the crazy father, just like they said about Richard Williams.”

Editing has turned into a shite pie here, but at least the articles are back.

Thanks for the tip.  I never heard of this at the time. 

The lines themselves can develop mold and buildup, too. It’s so gross.

I like corvairs because I like flat motors. That is all.

You get it as a Costco gift cert, so I understand why they couldn’t credit your bank or card, but I do wonder why they couldn’t just credit your Costco account so that you could shop online with it. That seems like a missed opportunity to drive more sales.

If you have multiple people in a hotel room, the best approach is to try and avoid pooping in the room at all. The lobby always has restrooms and they’re usually very clean and lightly used. Other areas do too, like near any bars, restaurants or the gym inside the hotel. I try and wreck an external bathroom whenever…

So two cannibals are eating a man and they decide one shall start at the feet and the other at the head.

wait, does NO ONE pick their nose and rub it on the underside of nearby furniture any more? I figured that would be numbers 1, 4, and 9 on this list.

I believe I have just read the perfect sentence. 

There are a few Amish communities around here, so we see the horse-drawn buggies all the time (and unfortunately there is at least one horrific accident involving a car drifting out of their lane and hitting one every few years).

A lot of misinformed and misdirected anger in these replies. From both sides. There is a lot of moochers taking advantage of this moratorium, no doubt. There are also a lot of people truly needing this protection. But if you’re going to grant leniency to renters, you must also grant leniency or assistance to the small…

That’s not a fair statement. Imagine investing in the stock market and then the rules get changed causing you to lose money. Landlords understand the rules of the game which include the ability to evict non-paying tenants. During this pandemic the rules have been changed with no warning, and landlords are stuck…