Stick to safer options, like wooden pallets doused with diesel fuel. ;)

And those are shitty drivers.  Don’t compound a problem by being a shitty passenger to the decent drivers.

Suddenly it inspires to bring a copy and when they say the need it, just hand them that. It takes a second to ensure the copy matches and you never let go of the license, meaning you can leave at any second for any reason. 

Mystery shop your franchises and pull their franchise if not providing service that reflects well on the brand...if Ford WANTED to do this, its easily done.

It’s funny too, because the end goal doesn’t seem that crazy when it comes to the dealer experience.

The problem with trying to improve the dealer experience is that at the end of the day it is still a dealer experience. The weakest link in the customer service experience is the bit that directly interacts with the customer. If Ford can somehow change that...

Higher percentage of butterfat. Basically, more delicious. 

Yeah, that was a nice little moment. It goes back to when she was playing the “game” with Jaquen. She said the Hound was on her list, Jaquen hit her. Something like “you lie to yourself” or something. Even he knew (from her body language/gestures) that she didn’t want him dead.

You think that’s bad, just wait until they show zombie Hodor. 

I agree with you, both on the Sonata’s gorgeous looks and your assessment of the sedan market. At the rate we’re going, sedans will soon become style choices the same way that coupes are now, where buyers are willing to put up with compromised utility for a sleeker design.

The name Avisail sounds like some sort of new presciption strength drug to treat genital warts or something.

Dear Salty,

I miss rude negro in these stupid discussions.

Dear Game of Thrones,

I remember Dennis Farina mostly as Ray “Bones” Barboni from Get Shorty.

I completely agree with you (and Gwen). The toasting is important to avoid a soggy mess!

Gwen is close to being absolutely correct.

Any burger bun is a good burger bun, so long as it has the structural rigidity to hold up to a proper burger patty.

Even a potato roll can hold up if it is properly grilled or otherwise toasted

you new here?

The guy who thinks you stop jerking off at 50 is like 18 max right? Man, what a stupid question.

Then I received an email from the heavens, and by “heavens,” I mean “a guy named Tim.”