I genuinely don’t understand why it is played before intra-American sporting events anyway.

Some people loved him because he wasn’t a Democrat. A lot of people wouldn’t vote for him if he wasn’t a member of either the Republican or Democratic parties because Independents can’t win.

We need a different voting system for that to happen.

He joined the Democratic party because you cannot win if you’re not one of the big two.

Yeah, because that’s all they cared about....

Ah, yes, the “they laughed at Einstein” defense. Two points: they didn’t laugh at Einstein; and they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

I know, right? How dare they do something like change their minds about him when he turns out to be rubbish? They should just blindly support him no matter how ineffective he is!

I saw on a thread for a freaking football game a person was complaining that the commercials are saying “Happy Holidays” too much and it should be “Merry Christmas.” I really hope that was sarcasm because the stupid hurts my brain.

Republican Senator Orrin Hatch is evidently the sort of person who only reads headlines

Step zero: Don’t get your news from Facebook.

“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’ and that’s where the blame lays: squarely on the team.”

“Ya here let me recite three exaggerated examples of welfare fraud”

There’s two parties: one that is unreasonable and one that wants to reason with them.

I really don’t understand people pining for the days when officials just made it up as they went along.

which was not taken by some yokel with a cell phone but by the ultra-sophisticated systems of a Super Hornet

But it completely fails to do any of that.

The problem is we’re not getting better calls, just slower games. Fans are always going to bitch about calls that don’t go their way. Stopping the game for a rule that neither makes it safer nor fairer kills the sport.

That’s, like, science.

I’m calling it now: the pendulum swing on touchdown celebrations is going to lead to a next season rule awarding points for creativity.

Amen. I think I’ve settled on people being willfully obtuse.