It’s the “Constitutional Conservatives” who memorized one very specific part of the Constitution and haven’t even read any other part.

She’s an elected official. The Kentucky Legislature would have to impeach her. Not shockingly at all, they mostly agreed with her.

I could care less, but it would take effort.

My problem with “literally” as an intensifier is that, at best, it’s lazy (you can’t think of a better way to express the idea without implying your exaggeration really happened?) and, at worst, it’s confusing (“She literally shit on my face.” “What, literally?” “No, not literally. That’s disgusting!”).

I’m going to…

“Literally” now figuratively means “totally”.

Here comes the armchair detective, judge and jury. You were neither at the scene nor in the courtroom, but don’t let a complete lack of information stop you from spouting your uninformed opinion.

Applebee’s - When You Don’t Feel Like Heating Up Your Own Frozen Food.

The republicans only care about getting their welfare for the wealthy passed and not one single other fucking thing.

Only accept answers to the questions asked:

Funny how you haven’t been calling for Bob Menendez’s head

There is literally no one who is going to hold him accountable for anything.

“Did you lose a shoe?”

True but ESPN did ask for some name changes before airing the final bout of the WFTDA Championship this year to be FCC compliant.

Is there a way for all parties involved to lose in this situation?

You knew what he meant, you’re just being pedantic.

“Literally” now figuratively means “totally”.

I like it and don’t have to defend it to you. Who the fuck are you to decide whether I deserve a particular cut of steak or whether or not I can “appreciate” it? Take your smug self-righteous snobbery and shove it up your ass.

I usually don’t eat out alone, so I wouldn’t make who I’m eating with leave because of my preferences. But I was alone, I’d probably do that.

I don’t even order the chicken. I’ll just leave. If your restaurant is doing so well that you can be snobby about your clientele, good for you, but I don’t have to spend my money there.

My rule of thumb: When I run into a waiter or waitress who hesitates or says something like ‘we don’t recommend...’ when I order red meat the way I want it cooked is to just order the chicken and probably not return there, unless it’s really good chicken.