That noise you just heard was all the “imagine if a man did that” reddit neckbeards having a collective orgasm in their pants.

I don’t know what he thinks is going to happen, but it’s all pretty dependent on some disaster (natural or otherwise) that takes out the entire government but leaves the population and infrastructure in place, and assumes he’s the most heavily armed person in the area. And given the number of people he’s told his plan…

I wouldn’t bet too heavily on that. I know a guy, and he’s far from alone, who’s had a plan for civil war since Obama took office, and he’s real proud of it. First thing he does, he says, is shoot his neighbors and take their stuff. The second thing is to collect all the “new currency” he can: food, ammunition and…

How many more before he’s eligible for a position in the Republican President’s cabinet?

With every Giuliani segment I watch [...] stop putting this man on my television!

Like i feel like this is straight out of a damned soap opera.

Just like every other “constitutional conservative”: they know one Amendment by heart and haven’t even read any other part of it.

Finally, Giuliani broke down, shouting, “Please! Can I just make my point?!”

I once knew a guy who spelled his name “Gym”. He was a complete twat, too.

No, see, they’re just asking questions: Why did HillaryObama get the Ukraine to hack the DNC? Why did they make it look like the Russians did it? Where is Hillary’s server? See? They’re not saying anything.....

The mustache would be drawn on with Sharpie  

It’s the old “perjury trap” defense not realizing that’s basically admitting you have something to lie about.

And bike helmets.

My friend owns a bus company.  I wonder if he’s taking investors ....

inally, all of the false reporting is over and we can get to the root cause, bootleg THC, which was highly suspected from the beginning.

I get what you’re saying, and you’re not wrong, it’s just a really low bar.  I mean, I’m a fantastic guitar player if you compare me to someone who’s famous for being really bad at guitar....

“We talked to him about it, about how I was disappointed with his behavior and it was unacceptable,” Tony said. “Surprisingly, the commissioner was very receptive to it and understand he could have took a different approach and we’re gonna work together to make sure this kind of thing doesn’t happen again.”

He borrowed a page from the Right Wing Congressional Playbook: the real crime is the reporting of the crime. Oh, and calls for “civility”.

They’re playing reddit detective again

The stupidity of the statement was that it shows very limited knowledge of a technology he was in charge of regulating[1], and as an argument against net neutrality, which is what this was, it actually works against him. His “series of tubes” was meant to illustrate that your personal data can be held up by someone…