Stop, my penis can only get so erect....

I do, too, but my manager (he was new) insisted.  I told him I’m going to do my absolute best to make him look foolish.  He said, “so long as you’re there....”

Let’s take that offline and effort it at a later date.

Kind of. I play in a near weekly poker game. There’s one guy, let’s call him “Eddie” (that’s his real name), who likes to come in the beginning of every game beating his chest and bluffs at the first five pots with nothing (I once called him down with Jack-high and beat him). This surprises me in the same way in that…

Boy, they are just going to drive this “the real crime is the reporting of the crime” bus right off the cliff, aren’t they?

“La Quinta” is Spanish for “next to Denny’s”.

I’m going to synergize the shit out of this paradigm....

He reminds me of a motivational speaker we had that gave us the 16-nail puzzle as a “team building exercise”.[1]  When my team solved it, the speaker wanted to know how we figured it out.  I told him, “I had the rest of my team distract you while I googled the answer.  You know, teamwork.”

[1] Look it up online. You’re…

Outside “stationing a deputy to supervise every passenger,” the airport shooting wasn’t preventable, Goodlette wrote.

Thank you for coming to my TED Talk, “This Shit Ain’t Hard.”

Idiocracy.

IOKIYAR

You don’t try to hide the evidence, if you know that you haven’t done anything wrong. So not only did Trump do something that he shouldn’t have done, but he knew that he shouldn’t have done it, because he tried to hide it.

Ancient Chinese[1] curse: “May you live in interesting times.”

Asked and answered, counselor. 

Mobile device that marks every word with an apostrophe as a misspelling (really Apple? IOS12 and you still haven’t fixed that?) And I’m not a journalist. So there. 

“They just claim that they believe in private charity to fix all of society’s ills”

“alleged ask of Biden“

What gets rewarded gets repeated. When nothing happened last time and he, in fact, benefitted from it, as sure as god made little green apples he’s going to do it again. Like a teenager sneaking out and not getting caught, he’s only going to get more brazen. 

The odds that the Republican President has dirt on Pelosi are getting shorter and shorter.