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9/6/19

One day old account with two posts. Begone, troll. You’re not even good at it.

9/6/19

Just as I support Colin Kaepernick’s right to protest injustice by kneeling during the national anthem, I support Drew Brees’ right to align himself with bigoted assholes.

9/6/19

Strip club lunch regular.

9/6/19

Fist up.

9/6/19

I kind of figured that, but just in case someone did....

9/6/19

I love it, but there’s no way in hell he spells “Alabama” correctly once, let alone five times in a row.

9/6/19

I bet a dollar every one of these “Trump rally diehards” are people who would use the word “hippie” to shame someone who followed the Grateful Dead.

9/6/19

Also true, but Trump has lowered the bar quite a bit.

9/6/19

Seven years after Sandy, there are still homes (not “beach houses”, actual homes) in Sea Bright, NJ that are still empty because the construction required for insurance companies to even consider insuring them cost more than the properties are worth. The point being that not all houses on the beach are “beach houses”…

9/6/19

After completely devastating the ~~Bahamas~~ Alabama and teasing the entire southeastern coast of ~~America~~ Alabama with destruction, Hurricane Dorian made landfall in ~~North Carolina~~ Alabama today.

9/6/19

While humming “Mission: Impossible”.

9/6/19

This is a parking ticket compared to the other shit he’s done.

9/6/19

Dear Fox & Friends and every other “Blue Lives Matter” idiot: if the people are afraid of the police. THAT’S A PROBLEM WITH THE POLICE!!!!!! Jesus fucking tap-dancing white-haired christ on a popsicle stick. If the public doesn’t trust them, they’ve failed at their job.

9/6/19

Thank you, Captain Obvious.

9/6/19

A dumb staffer trying to ingratiate himself would have put more effort into it. Seriously, there is no other viable explanation for how laughably inept this whole thing is except that the Republican President did it himself.

9/6/19

Oh, you sweet summer child...

9/6/19

Ammosexuals firmly believe in Benny Hill: When you fly, the chances of there being a bomb on board are a million to one. The chances of there being two bombs on board are a million times a million to one. So, when you fly, cut down the chances and bring a bomb.

- An American person quoting a British person

9/6/19

2-liter bottles of pop

9/6/19

Not drinking is always an option.

9/6/19

Joe Biden: Helping the GOP move the Overton Window since 1972...