The #NotAllWhatever neckbeards on Reddit are famous for that.  My favorite response is “if only you cared about ending racism as you are about being called racist.”  As if they’re reading from a script they start in on the “I don’t see color” bullshit.

Pelosi will write a polite but firm letter to the Republican President’s underlings who, with some cajoling, will pass it along to him, or at least give him the gist of it....

“I was in DC with my husband, and I came back, like, this is what people think all conservatives are now, and we are not.”

I’m reminded of all the Republicans who swore to leave the country if ACA passed who then couldn’t find a Western country without socialized healthcare.

“If you’re not happy here, then you can leave.”

Something something tan suit something something.  Sorry.  It’s way too early on a Monday to find this even remotely funny.

Hang on a sec. It’s not like he wore a tan suit...

I saw one of those penis compensator pickup trucks the other day with a giant Betsy Ross flag mounted on a pole in the bed. I couldn’t tell if it had trucknutz, but I bet a dollar it did.  The manufactured outrage was palpable.

“you resort to using the race card?”

As soon as he’s out of office, however it happens, there’s going to be a mad rush among the GOP to claim they were never with him in the first place which is why it is so important for the House to start impeachment proceedings (make them publicly own that shit if they refuse to try him) and why I refuse to call him…

One of my favorite parts of that law was the provision for stopping someone who “looked illegal” because a) the white folk weren’t going to have any of that commie “papers please” shit[1] and b) fuck brown people, native or not. It spawned a lot of “Relax, Gringo, I’m legal” T-shirts.

Thanks for the totally insightful comment. Really gives you something to think about.

You know what? I am sick to fucking death of this “it will never get through the Senate” argument. So fucking what? Impeach the fucker and make them defend the decision not to try him. Put it on them. Make them say they won’t do it and then explain why they refuse to try the man who is pissing on the Constitution he…

Also, whatdoes she have the authority to do?

They’re also entirely uncomfortable having their inseam measured.

That would require him actually having read the book he claims to live by....

So when Obama uses executive authority to get his pet projects done, it’s cool and good. When Trump does it (or any republican!) it’s a constitutional crisis.

Pelosi wants power, she just doesn’t know how to use it.

Now that they’re actually speaking out, however, it turns out that Pelosi would really rather that they just stay quiet.

(1000/24th), as your President, rather than what you have now, so great looking and smart, a true Stable Genius!