Folks. If there is a God, and God is not a giant toolbox, he will not answer your prayers for your son to learn nothing from your vicious cruelty.

they should call for prayers for their own damned souls.

What sort of weirdos think that's a healthy thing to say to a child? That's really fucked up. Poor kid. I bet that stayed with him too.

My cow, Princess Peach, and I. She is so sweet, I love her.

Walking at the mall one day, I witness two teen boys SPITTING and hocking drool over the second-story railing, aiming for people below. I followed them back to where they were meeting their mother. I happened to have been wearing my teacher's ID around my neck, so I ID'd myself as a teacher and took great pleasure in…

It would. You don't treat women like that. Period. That man wouldn't want some guy doing that to his mother. I would slap the shit out of my kid and turn him into the cops. Men have to understand that a woman's body is her property. That person has no right to invade that woman's body. What her son did was deeply…

Unlike the police or the courts, there's a chance the mother will take it seriously.

Well, there's the screen grab. And also, parents of teenagers generally know what little sh*ts their kids can sometimes be, because they deal with it on a regular basis. So...I'm guessing that's probably why.

Why would a woman involve the police, who don't care and don't have the resources to track down some 11 year old little shit with a Burner account, when she can involve the mother and get this kid's DS and Netflix privileges taken away until he turns 18?

... did he do most of his repenting from prison? Because, y'know, once you actually sexually assault someone, it's not about stern talkings-to from mother.

He admitted to it when his mother confronted him.

It obviously doesn't begin to compare to sexual assault, but I had to pull this on a guy who "borrowed" my chemistry book near the end of the school year, so he could sell it back to the bookstore. I literally stayed in the dorm for an extra two hours on my last day on campus because he said he was gonna get them back…

I swear to GOD if I ever found out my (actual) son had done something like this his life wouldn't be worth living for about two years.

She is the BEST. I hope more women start doing this.

Glad the mother was horrified instead of making some cliched remark about boys being boys or just kidding. Or turned into scary momma bear and how dare someone call out her snowflake.

This is incredibly satisfying. Nothing is more wonderful than the idea of misogynists having to admit their misogyny to the one woman who they think is somehow different. It's a beautiful thing.

Why have I never thought to do this????

My friend was sexually assaulted at a college party one night, so her boyfriend found the guy's home phone number and called his mother in the middle of dinner to tell him what he had done.

You had never seen a person repent so fast before.

I LOVE (pink cartoon hearts love) her strategy!!!

Brilliant. That is all. :)