Criminal Minds was like the acting equivalent of collecting an unemployment check. Was your prestige drama canned for being too expensive? Did your quirky comedy not get the ratings for a second season? Come on Criminal Minds and utter some cop lingo to Joe Mantegna for a year or two while you get back on your feet.

Thor was definitely not as good as The First Avenger, but “shittier” seems a bit harsh.

Has no one learned from the multitude of intentionally misleading spoilers that we’ve seen from the MCU thus far? Hulk’s appearance in the Infinity War trailers is a prime example. If they would be willing to spend the time and cash to render Hulk in full HD in a trailer solely to keep a minor plot-point from being…

Then certainly don’t watch

Yeah, he might be cut out.  Just like Jon Favreau was cut from Infinity War and Nathan Fillion was cut from GOTG2.

Frank Grillo: “I’m allowed to say whatever I want because I’m never doing another Marvel movie.”

“I’m allowed to say whatever I want because I’m never doing another Marvel movie.”

Not me, I didn't click! I don't even know where I am!

Actor who appeared in past franchise entries reveals he will appear in a flashback. WHAT A SPOILER!

Sometimes a power move is practically indistinguishable from a dick-move.  

Love to win a power battle against my co-star, forcing him off the show, and then immediately quit.

I can trace my ancestry through my dad’s mom back to Margaret Of France, daughter of King Phillip III of France, second wife of King Edward I of England. (My line got the consolation prize for being the 3rd kid from the 2nd wife: a small dutchy. And has accomplished nothing of note since then.)

Jamie Lee stirred my pre-adolescent loins in that flick, so hot.

A disturbing film about a deranged lunatic who takes on the identity of his latest murder victim. Chilling.

Don't forget the time Tim Allen killed a Santa and then became him in the gritty and compelling The Santa Clause.

Honorable Mention: Despite having cuddled with naked Jamie Leigh Curtis, Dan Aykroyd steals deli from a buffet, plants drugs in Eddie Murphy's desk and threatens to shoot up an office party while dressed as Santa in Trading Places (Dir, John Landis, 1984) Movie graded B- for gorillanormative sexual situations.

Ben Affleck starred in it, so the audience.

The one time I watched Silent Night, Deadly Night, it was with one of my closest female friends who I was secretly in love with, and I confessed my feelings to her and she rejected me so yeah I haven't seen it since.

You left off the gang from Reindeer Games who dress as Santas for their big casino heist that ends in a bloodbath with guards and a few gang members.