Garoppolo is 26. Mia is 41. Wonder which scene young Jimmy stumbled upon back in the day...

And it still doesn’t explain why they made a Superman movie with a dreary, dour, non-Supermanish Superman, other than Zach Snyder fundamentally doesn’t get morality, Superman, or Superman’s morality.

I still hold that Superman could have live up to his no killing ideal in Man of Steel. Why did he have to snap Zod’s neck, when it would have been just as easy to poke out his eyeballs.

Advertisers lying has nothing to do with it being 2018.

Wow... I was completely taken in by this. By the way, have you heard anything about the release date for Dundee?

I bet it’s Goldmembers member.

Stop treating movies and TV shows as if they’re puzzles to be solved. Only Westworld’s like that, and even then, it’s not really a puzzle when they don’t tell you relevant information until the very end.

I wonder if the film will include a case of mistaken identity...

Homemade biscuits are of course better, especially with sausage gravy, but Popeye’s biscuits aren’t bad for fast food fare.

I’ll see your rolls and raise you fresh Popeyes’ buttermilk biscuits... salty, buttery, fluffy discs of love...

Finn, lookin sharp in that hat.

I was with you up to the Yo Mama joke... which my brain interpreted as Yo Yo Ma jokes. I then found myself searching for Yo Yo Ma jokes... which are eye rollingly bad.

That makes more sense, the gears or other mechanisms expanded, preventing the bridge from being able to be raised.

Lord Alfred... Pennyworth... the Watchmen universe’s version of the Wayne family’s loyal butler.

So what does the + stand for?

Hey DC, why not let the writers of Infinity War fix your cinematic universe?

Unless it’s an audio book read by the man himself...

But will it make more than Solo: A Star Wars Story?

I’m hoping that it’s International House of BACON... not that I’ve recently eaten at one of their restaurants, but everything is better with bacon.