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Other NFL teams’ reaction to a Belichick smile...

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It’s not like he simulated pulling down his pants and crapping out a football.

Making a football move is so nebulous and subjective. It’s right up there with, “He went for his gun, so I had to shoot him.”

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A Kenny Astromech... bright orange and white, whose garbled beeps and bloops almost sound like muffled human speech.

Hey Colin, you know that you can stand for the National Anthem and still protest. Sitting down just makes you look lazy.

Who has any hope of selling “paste cookies”?

Yeah, now they’re just giving people ideas.

It’s all viral marketing for a new type of Dark Pokemon, The Corpsit, which evolves into a Cah-Davr.

Boy I feel old. The first big story I remember was the death of Elvis. We were living in Savanna, Georgia at the time.

Remain calm, all is well...

Agreed. The MCU wasn’t built in a single film. Did you hear that DC? The story and character interactions have been laid out over 13 films. Such a protracted buildup probably wouldn’t have worked for Warcraft, but a trilogy would have definitely been a better option. It is also ironic in this era of sequelitis

No Tomorrow... staring Galavant. Irony abounds.

Does more barbecue on a second plate count as a side dish?

Man, remember when Discovey had actual educational/informative programming? I’m old.

Thats just the punisher mobile.

I wonder what effect collision avoidance systems, in new vehicles, will have on tailgating and potential accidents from “brake checking”.

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The wait staff would like to lodge their complaints (in song) about the low tips and customer’s who dine & dash...

Is this the inevitable mashup of Waiting and Deadpool, that we didn’t even know we really wanted?