Thanks to the Joke of the Day from the Laugh Factory I get at least one every day.

Tebow spent 18 month with his own personal Football Yoda ... "unlearning" his bad throwing mechanics. With the crop of quarterbacks out there, he may be able to swing a one year deal to prove himself.

on the contrary, a pig has more in common to us in terms of biology and i've eaten pigs brain before and it was delicious.

Lawyers multiply like Nutria. I'd eat my way through the Ivy League Law Schools as a public service.

Edward Wallace, the driver of the Ford Explorer who is apparently constructed entirely of rubber, was captured flying out of his car and walking away like a champ by the dashcam belonging to a Cleveland cop.

I think that there should be a passing of the torch, from Peter to Miles. Instead of second spider bite, maybe they can borrow from the origin of she-hulk (since I'm not sure we'll ever see a she hulk movie or series).

There's a joke in there (somewhere) about jumping the shark ...

Grandpa Bode ... grandma says you used to be out of control.

And here I thought it was a donut ...

One more circle and she'd be shilling for Target ...

Instead, keep your hands in a fixed place. Hold them straight down at your sides and palms out, or up by your ears and palms out, or on the steering wheel (at 10 and 2) and palms out.

I once made the mistake of sharing my views of religion with my grandmother (my father's mother) ... After hearing my views, she said something to the effect of "Don't give up on God."

The Less Nessman box.

Hey Roger ...

Fix Thursday Night (Blowout) Football first, then we'll talk.

By chance, did they test the Colts game balls as well?

This was my wallpaper for a while last year. That's Brendan Smith (brother of Bruin Reilly Smith). Picture and caption originally from Massholesports.com

Jack Burton: That is not water.