It’s a thermodynamic oddity. You can lose weight in your abdomen by standing on your head, and it migrates to your boobs. It takes disciplined patience but eventually it happens. Helps if you hold your breath, as well.

Goddamn it. I’ve been taking codeine pills. WHERE DOES ONE GET THIS ‘LEAN’?!

ALL PRAISE BIRB RIGHTS ACTIVIST.

I’m so tired of hearing about this “lifestyle.” If God wanted us to run, why are our asses so big and comfortable? Q.E.D.

Do you remember the time you wrote:

Chrissy Tiegan probably gave up after twenty nine bananas.

So you don’t believe the published PubMed articles? Seems odd for a doctor to not believe in science backed research. Opinions just aren’t good medicine.