If this is what soccer does to people, soccer’s the worst.

LOST VIKINGS THO

Then, tragically, he fumbled—and the Red Raiders’ Douglas Coleman picked up the ball

Read the source post. They use two 3400mAH batteries and a Powerboost 1000 Basic outputting 5V/1.5A. Plugging it in doesn’t supply enough power to charge while playing, it only discharges the batteries more slowly.

The only episode of this I remember hearing about (other than Batshit Affleck) was when he had Abby Wambach on so they could invent a fake professional women’s soccer league that intentionally and explicitly excluded Asia and Africa.

But what have they done for me lately

To recap the last 7 days in Washington sports:

Things are already starting to shift for US players, especially those who Jill Ellis cut or ran off from the NT. Heather O’Reilly, who retired this year, was auditioning for Arsenal a couple of weeks ago. Hope Solo, who probably won’t be invited back even after her suspension is over, was touring Sweden (of all…

A convict in a potato sack who’s a gifted acrobat escapes the dragon attack at Helgen by wall-running a crumbling tower and a mountainside, prances through a bandit ambush, assaults a hunter, steals his horse, bends the horse into a catapult that launches him precisely to Riften’s docks, punches the first guard in the…

If less is more, what makes a published adventure like this better than, say, a setting book with adventure hooks?

Ask the Vikings? It’s US Bank Stadium.

Barça is spending quite a bit of money to expand its visibility in the US. Signing Pusilic, even on a lark, would probably do about as much for that as their stated plans (starting an NWSL franchise, getting into futsal).

Ha! The archduke would make for a fun payload. Bonus points if there are sandwich pickups.

Part of the reason why there aren’t other dual nationals on the USWNT is because USSF, or at the very least Jill Ellis, tells them to GTFO at youth levels for not being big, strong, or fast enough. I imagine some of that culture bleeds through in her views about the men’s team, and I imagine she won’t rip Sydney…

Telling of what? That there were three different leagues in 2010, 2011, and 2012, when the Flash won championships, and none of those leagues were this league?

Harris won GK of the year but gave up 1.33 goals a game and played for a team that lost 10 of the 15 matches she played.

Shitty mod tools. Mod tools were never amazing pieces of software, but I’m sick of both undocumented first-party tools and broke-ass .NET fan junk. At least WAD editors worked.