5 p.m. Eastern — FOX Sports 1 — NWSL Soccer Semifinals: Portland Thorns FC vs. Western New York Flash

We had a Madden 06 QB named Joe Thomas who was something like 5'4" and 250 pounds, with no speed and a 98 arm strength. I took that cow to six straight Super Bowls for the Mexico City Browns. RIP you wide-ass algorithmic mistake of a bastard

Hi! I’m also a person who bought a soccer game exclusively because of the women’s teams. Two, actually (also Pixel Cup Soccer 17)

Women’s national team was added this year.

How does the women’s tournament work in FIFA 17 with 14 national teams?

... and they also added the Netherlands, who are hosting the 2017 EUROs. But still no club play, so I’m sticking with FIFA 16 until the equivalent NWSL and FA WSL mods come out for it.

This game will forever be tainted for Maile.

9:30 p.m. Eastern — Fox Sports 1 — NWSL: Houston Dash vs. Seattle Reign

FUT alone makes $650M per year for EA. $15,000 is 0.002% of FUT revenue alone.

I mean, it’s obvious when you get them synthed up.

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wrong thread!

No, it’s shift, and yes, that’s the run speed. :/

FOX Sports 1 - NWSL Soccer - Portland Thorns vs. Western New York Flash (9:30 p.m. Eastern). Sold-out game at Providence Park with Portland clinching a home playoff game with a win or draw, and WNY trying to fend off Seattle for one of the two bottom postseason spots.

I was ready to let this thread go, but then I came across this story about Viator and I had to come back just the share the lede.

Speaking of, when is Rob Ryan’s career going to bottom out enough that he winds up coaching a Louisiana Sun Belt college

Northwestern (La.; can’t ever forget to be specific) State people always go to Monroe to party. They drive, get fucked the fuck up, then drive back through nightmarish narrow backwoods roads. They never seem to fucking die. They never die.

“Let’s remember some Panthers” omitting Jake Delhomme is the best part of this.

Any Ikuhara series, by default.