I don’t want KFC french fries. I want KFC to bring back stuffing.

“Hey MikaelVroom, shut up.” -Rajon

Cognitive psychologist George A. Miller once determined that humans can only recall seven things from short term memory—plus or minus two—at a time. (Ever wonder why telephone numbers are seven digits?)

I believe it is time again to watch that Bose suspension video:

You’re going to the wrong taco trucks.

Oh, I know. I guess I should’ve tagged it /s. Haha.

You don’t need to ‘see’ John “The Rock” Cena to know that you have been in his presence. 

That’s not correct. I believe the QX50 is its own platform. The Q30/QX30 is based on the Mercedes Benz A-class/GLA.

Yep. My family had a white ‘89 Trooper, it’s the car I learned to drive on. I loved that Trooper. I remember when we got it, my parents’ friends would ask “What is that?” and my dad would tell them it’s a “Sport Utility Vehicle.” 3 or 4 years later, all their friends started buying Cherokees and 4Runners, and I guess…

I feel that Buick would sell more cars if they just ditched their stupid marketing campaign that mainly consists of commercials like the following:

This is exactly how I know the assholes from normal people in life.

I hear ya. My first Audi was also a 1984 Coupe GT, Tornado Red. It gave up it’s life after I spun out on a black ice highway on ramp, and smashed into the concrete barrier, and bounced around a few times. I remember seeing my door fly off, seemingly in slow motion, and me thinking “Welp, that’s not good…theses parts…

Audi Exclusive paint is a $3900 option.

Would you settle for an Audi TT Safari?

If you love scratching that itch, you’ll love Clinere. One end is shaped like a Q-tip, but it’s a soft plastic bristle.

You’re supposed to go in the bathroom, stand over the sink, tilt your head to one side so an ear is facing up, carefully pour *just a little* hydrogen peroxide in your ear, spill half the bottle on your face and shirt, swear, then dry your face and get a new shirt.

In every Uber/Lyft ride I’ve taken over the years, the driver has ALWAYS pulled up so that either a) the rear doors are in front of me, or b) they pulled up so I’m close to the rear of the car, so I can put bags in. To check plates, I’ve always looked at the rear. No driver has ever approached me, then stopped, having…

Neutral: Let’s get rid of the antiquated headlight and tail light requirements. Manufacturers “dumbing down” lights on new cars, using old tech, ONLY FOR THE US is ridiculous.

The most recent argument (by police) to KEEP front plates in Ohio is “If you use ride-share services, you might get in the wrong car.”