This is like a restaurant having a “No shirt, no shoes, no service” sign, and the mother saying, “Oh, but sometimes my toddler takes off his shoe. If that happens, would we not get served? How can I enjoy my meal here when at any moment, if my child takes off a shoe, I could be asked to leave??? This is not right.”

What’s going to happen to the band? Do you think they’ll team up with the Showbiz animatronics, and go on tour as “Munch’s Make Believe Band: Family & Friends”?

In response to this post, I present to you this pic taken a couple weeks ago:

I always liked the Aerostar. My family had an ‘87 XLT (short wheelbase) in that blue/grey combo color that was popular back in the day. It had headphone jacks in the back, and it’s shape reminded me of the Space Shuttle. You don’t see these on the road much, because many rusted to hell. NP.

White people love sandwiches. White people love white meat chicken.

It’s funny that the staff called that racist “Cowboy Curtis”, because in my mind, there is only one Cowboy Curtis, and he’s black.

Why did this story take so long to be covered? Bollinger announced this on October 24th.

Saying this car is made of wood is like saying a carbon fiber-bodied F1 car is made of charcoal. The nanocellulose is mixed with a resin.

It’s more like “Why are you texting me when you’re sitting across the room??”

Came to the comments just to see someone post the IDx. What could have been…

Soon after those pics were taken, this guy showed up to “sock a few dingers”.

No, it wouldn’t. Ever see a Space Shuttle launch? It’s not moving very fast, relatively speaking. After it starts reaching the upper atmosphere, where the air is not as dense, that’s when it starts accelerating, because it can do so without encountering as much friction from the atmosphere.

I like the odd asymmetrical wheels

Have you ever gone go-karting, and then immediately drive home afterwards? You start doing crazy shit on the road, like taking turns at full speed or flooring it every chance you get, because you’re still in go-kart mode. It’s fun, and scary…for passengers.

And they should actually call it Probe. Or maybe Probe Cross. We’re due for another “90's sports coupe reimagined as a modern crossover” vehicle. It can be the start of a new “sports coupe war”, but instead, they’re just shitty crossovers, with old sports coupe names.

It’s literally the same size as another model with a similar name. GO FIGURE.

Pitbull.

My question is: you’re in a B-Dubs and have access to one napkin and 2lbs of saucy chicken wings, what’s your approach?

That’s how they want you to read it, so you’ll click on it. Because this is the terrible world we live in now.