You know I'm bringin you twice the Half Lives and future penguins and like massive space dragons and fuckin cool shit you wish that crazy old knife-collectin gangsta at Valve had given you years ago.

personally, I think it's very clear what hodor's condition is. given that he can only say hodor over and over, and he's kind of simple so he only has about say... four actions he can remember at any given time, it's very clear hodor is an as yet undocumented pokemon.

This makes an incredible amount of sense.

Hodor is old Westerosi for "Fuck Me" which is honestly all he really has to say

Maybe I will!!

Must be a new fighting style...QWOPoeira

He thought he could fight by QWOP-ing.

It's people like you who are the real heroes. Taking time out of your day to add your opinion and partial critique to the things that truly don't matter to you, or matter that much on the grand scale.

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This was the best live stream I have seen. I loved how 27k people were watching him at that exact point and the chat went crazy for ages.

I think the problem wasn't so much the transformations getting harder, as it was the insectoid movie robot textures making it harder to suss out which parts were supposed to go where.

Damn right. This is the best Chocobo song:

When I added that link, my first thought was "I bet this will stir more debate than anything else in the article."

"That" is a human being dressed in a way that makes her feel cool. I was going to finish my comment with go fuck yourself. Shit I just did, anyway.

For a second opinion, check out Zarnyx's review on TAY, Kotaku's community-run blog.

I don't know, "Cold Murder Demon" sounds pretty cool to me.

To be fair, it can't get any sillier than Battlefield 4: PGA Pro Tour 2014.