Jamie and Adam's Will Smith!

We must consult the Oracle to see if it worth it.

Anyone who mentions a straw man will win their own argument!

You just won the everything.

My original headline was this, actually:

I am now but a mere husk of my former self. Please, if you have mercy in your heart, provide me the sweet relief of death. Don't leave me in agony... You gotta go fast... ~ Sonic

1) Your backlog is already huge.

UPDATE: apparently the actual blast is at 14:10 UTC -4, which is 2:10 pm EST.

Anyone who uses a gif from the movie "Equilibrium" automatically deserves my respect.
*tips fedora*

The Moe Lisa, by Leonardo Doujinshi

One investor, for example, asked how Sony had lost its glory and expressed disappointment in Hirai.

"I hope Da Vinci senpai notice me."

I don't see the issue. :|

Oh my...

someone's never beaten smb and continued playing.

Sounds like a rationale for subscribing to Comcast.

And thus concludes the story of why Truthtellah is the King of Puns and why every year on top of the village mountain at sunrise, we retell this story to our children so that it is never forgotten. NEVER.