I just hope that, if a 360 emulator ever becomes decent and common, one of the games folks recommend people try is Lost Odyssey. It deserves that.

Yes! So there is hope that more people will one day be able to play Lost Odyssey!

“Baller time!” is one of the silly slogans, which you can avoid if you want. That one in particular is in honor of the late Ryan Davis of Giant Bomb.com, who jokingly said “Baller time” when he was alive.

Good, good.

Meanwhile, at 22cans studios...

Hi Totilo! Are there plans for Massive Chalice coverage? Game just came out, and it’s really cool. Wish more folks would give it a shot.

Crap, man. 13 hours... I hope you got paid extra for this review, because damn.

I believe that is from the Fruit of Grisaia.

Speaking for the moment on behalf of hypothetical outraged feminists, I have it on good authority that Geralt and other male characters in the Witcher having immaculate dongs would in fact be a very welcome addition for many people.

Oh wow, you didn’t know about Mount Your Friends?

You can make that jump, Richard. I believe in you. Fly like no one has ever flown before.

All they had to do was slap some Mount Your Friends tech in and call it a day.

Transphobic jokes like the one in PoE suck, but considering that a fantasy badass might be trans is awesome! Few games give us decent trans characters yet; so, we gotta use our imaginations a bit.

And if anyone says that’s unrealistic or some such nonsense, remember this is fantasy and Geralt is a muthafluffin WITCHER.

If it’s gonna be like that, why not apply a vagina texture on him and the women he is sleeping with? Big Witcher 3 Reveal is that, while Geralt is a straight man, he is also trans.

So, is this coming overseas? Because it now has my curiosity. I’m not sure how they’ll ruin it with microtransactions, but if they don’t, I’ll certainly check it out.

Wait, so there’s an alternate earth where all the male DC heroes are women instead?

This is one of the finest articles you’ve ever done.