Wow. That is some serious Scarlett Johanspin.

I wondered that, too.

I might go berserk, too, if someone kicked me.

"So, I'm just walking around doing cat stuff, right? And I walk by the kid — and let me tell you something about this kid: I hate him. He's always poking me, yanking my tail, climbing on me, pinning my ears back, all that crap. All I'm saying is I warned them. I warned them several times that if that damn kid pulled…

While I applaud the concept, having a phd doesn't mean you are smart. It means you are persistent. It means you work your ass off for no other reason than that you made a prior commitment to do so.

An emotionally touching viral internet video turned out to be an advertising ploy????

You know what, if that's something that they both agreed upon in their relationship, then that's fine. To be totally honest with you, if my boyfriend was in music videos with girls hanging all over him, I might not be 100% down with it either. Our relationship is such that he's my dude and while I want him to be able…

Hi. Didn't realize "Nodding Out" was common parlance. Please explain your terms. thx

For clarity, I am not a practicing Mormon. I barely practice being an atheist. I was just sharing from my 20+ years of experience with the church what my opinion is on the likeliness of this coming to fruition.

So I'm one of these Mormon women who is pushing for non-gendered Priesthood ordination. I get a lot of people asking (sometimes not in good faith, though sometimes with sincerity) why I don't just leave the Church. I grew up Mormon, and it's an integral part of my identity. The culture and the theology and the…

I'd like to add on another suggestion for the United States: Some of you guys out there on Public transportation need to close your legs! Your parts are NOT that large.

It's great on a symbolic/progress level that this movie is being made, but come on, guys, this movie looks like the biggest piece of crap. Like Gigli level bad.

Chelsea Handler is what happens when your alcoholic aunt thinks she's your cool aunt.

Indeed! Same thing as men watching women's nipples indoors when cold air hits them. Also, I do not know about those men, but if I had a "boner" like that in my jeans, you would know without looking down because my face would be one of pain.

Also, I wanted to loudly heckle the real life Philomena.

I am sorry that you felt that this incredibly diverse group of winners at this awards show was so boring and elitists. I guess that acknowledging that Asian, Latino’s and African Americans were represented AND winners who were called up on the stage is too much of a bother for you and not entertaining for you at all…

Heh, totally true! As I watched Brad Pitt I just thought, "Well they have 6 kids, he's probably the best at feeding a crowd."

I liked this bit because it showed that even beautiful, charming, and famous people still look awkward as hell handing out plates and napkins.

Considering the unnecessary amount of work that she's done to her face, I'd hardly consider Ms. Lange to be superior to Madonna in that regard.

This post lets the point of Jezebel down, for me. I am not snarking on Trace because she's done the cool thing and qualified her stance on this topic, but I feel it better suited to her personal blog than this one. If we preach against the deconstruction of women to their parts, the participation of gawking at men in…