I understand, but I’m still pretty confident you would do much better without them than they would do without you.

A more accurate analogy would be that you are the quarterback and they are the equipment managers. Of course every team needs someone to wash jockstraps and hand out Gatorade, but those things don’t win Super Bowls. I commend you for recognizing these folks for their valuable contributions, but please forgive those of…

That’s very nice of you to say, and it sounds like you’re a great doctor and coworker. But it’s really more like you’re the lead singer & guitarist who writes all the songs, and they are the roadies who constantly insist to anyone within earshot what an important part of the band they are. It’s truly a testament to…

I hope they meet in Temecula.

What do you call a nurse with both intelligence and talent? A doctor.

Nurses are a lot like cops. Some of them are truly selfless heroes who do an amazing job in service to their communities, but most of them are just dangerously stupid, arrogant, entitled assholes. I have worked with hundreds upon hundreds of nurses, and I can count on one hand the number of those encounters that were…

The idea that nurses are equally as important as doctors is downright laughable.

Uh, learn to fucking read, dipshit. He is suggesting that cops will wind up accidentally killing people, not that they won’t be able to fire lethal rounds intentionally.