Why are you playing the sex card? Women can say suck my dick too. I think you just had your jimmies rustled. You’ll get over it.

Excellent point. I did not see it that way. Well said and thank you for your input.

Yup. That’s IRL news anchor for NBC 11Alive, Brenda Wood.

I was hoping you’d turn orange like Arnold did on The Magic School Bus.

And you need a dongle for handicap access.

It would be hilarious if some unforeseen consequence of large scale mosquito eradication ushers in a real life apocalypse. Like if whatever relied on mosquitos for food suddenly develops a taste for humans. Can you imagine being swarmed by dragonflies and spiders every time you walked outside? Oh wait, did I say…

Where have you been, Will? Feels like forever since I’ve seen your goofy avatar ‘round these parts.

Holy shit. It’s like you didn’t even read the article NOR the title...

I’m going with disgusting.

When you assume, you make an ass out of u and me too thanks.

Ew...why spend multi-hundred dollars on a gorgeous phone just to cover it with a case?

Please be aliens. Please be aliens. Please be aliens. Please be aliens. Please be aliens.

Don’t keep the charging station in your bedroom. The thing makes a weird popping sound every 30 mins or so and it gets annoying. They say it’s “normal” though.

Don’t keep the charging station in your bedroom. The thing makes a weird popping sound every 30 mins or so and it…

Is there footage of the engineers’ reactions? I’ve always wanted to see an opposite of the extreme jubilation you see from successful missions because I’m a heartless dick.

It’s been proven FOD is all fake. WPD is real.

Super click baity title. I love making fun of you on reddit, Casey.

Did you survive?

Ah, I see you’ve been to /r/watchpeopledie before.

No joke. HamNo once said “quid quo pro.”

Wow, Eve. You look exactly how imagined you would look. Were you wearing a bra in that picture?