I’ll take “Things Nobody Asked For” for $800, Alex.

“One summer when I was 14...”

Yeah, right. Like a lawsuit could ever take down g-...oh wait...

Does anyone know Casey’s Reddit username? I want to know what kind of kinky porn subs he’s commented in.

DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

IT DOESN’T HURT TO TRY.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about kimchi, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed…

:不

Eve, are you related to Andrea Peyser?

I, too, read gizmodo while pooping.

This is hard cutting journalism, Eve.

I think you mean Bryan Menengitis.

I went meta Casey Chan and posted this to Reddit.

BOB SAGET!

/r/Im14AndThisIsDeep

Frackin ghosters.

You can S my D as well.

Wait. Are you talking shit about NEIL DEGRASSE TYSON? I WILL MURDER YOU IN YOUR SLEEP, SOPHIE.

S my D you C

You guys are making a mountain out of a molehill. If anyone is kowtowing, it’s you to your /r/tumblrinaction sensibilities and your victimization fetish. You people lost all sexual victimization credibility since The Hogan Incident. You have to see the irony here.