BOB SAGET!

Frackin ghosters.

Holy shit. It’s like you didn’t even read the article NOR the title...

Don’t keep the charging station in your bedroom. The thing makes a weird popping sound every 30 mins or so and it gets annoying. They say it’s “normal” though.

Don’t keep the charging station in your bedroom. The thing makes a weird popping sound every 30 mins or so and it…

Umm...hate to burst your PC safe-space bubble, but the events that occurred in Charlotte was a riot. Black hoodlums looted restaurants and liquor stores, smashed windows and cars, and even tried to push a photographer into a bonfire.

Hey Ashley, did you take a pay cut for joining Deadspin?

Thanks! <3

Thanks! <3

Hey! Where the fuck is the deal on the Starbucks refreshers??

Hey! Where the fuck is the deal on the Starbucks refreshers??

Wrap it up boys. Mystery solved.

BORING

Groundbreaking. Exceptional. Top-tier. Journalism.

Yes.

Fuck you and all people who post, “This.” It doesn't add value to your comment, post or opinion. It's annoying as fuck and just because you saw someone do it that one time, doesn't mean you have to jump on the bandwagon and try it for yourself. Just stop. Elon Musk wants you to stop.

And fuck you for having a reasonable opinion that doesn’t shit all over the freedoms we expect to enjoy in this capitalist society.

Who the fuck are you to tell people how to spend their money? Their money, their choice. GTFO of here with your snarkasm and general condescending high horseitude.

That took a lot of balls for you to say that. Pick another high horse you pussy. Of all the atrocities going on around the world, you pick this non-issue as your ground to stand on? Get the fuck outta here.

You don’t sound like an obnoxious person at all.

No.

What the fuck? Is this even English?