Hey Eve. Serious question. How much does Gizmodo pay you for your services?

*octopode

You shut your whore mouth.

Which is why you do it on land.

Uhhhh...more like farmed.

Hey! What happened to Casey Chan? This is his schtick.

No! Don't! Many of your games aren't ready and won't work if you upgrade.

Me too, thanks.

So....are any of you guys gonna report on Hillary passing out today in NY and needing to be carried into a van?

You must be fun at parties.

Today's title was much less click baity. I expected more from you, Maddie. You can do better next time.

“But know that the juice looks gross.”

Yes.

Cool.

Are you sure? I don't think so.

I tried to swipe the second picture. Tricked me...

Your astronomy article titles are SO click baity!! You're doing this on purpose!

Sooo...are you guys ever gonna get invited to the damn thing? It’s been like forever since you bought that proto i4.

Did you guys get an invite this year ;D

You’re not even going to mention Annalee Newitz’s article from Ars Technica?