Holy long form, Batman. I had to space out this article across two poops.

Tomorrow’s Gawker headline:

Rekt

Hey Casey. How is gawker’s demise going to affect you?

Well that's not very creative...

I...I don't like you. Solely based on 2 comments. That's a new record for me.

Thanks! <3

Thanks! <3

Yeah, but then you have to use a Galaxy Edge.

Hey! Where the fuck is the deal on the Starbucks refreshers??

Hey! Where the fuck is the deal on the Starbucks refreshers??

You and you’re writing reminds me of 19 year old me, sitting in 10th grade algebra, watching a movie about delivering something while standing, or whatever, and being forced too take notes that will be taken up at the end of class by a substitute teacher who is only their because are real teacher is in tampa at some…

HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS STOP BEING CHEAP ASSHOLES AND JUST PAY FOR THE DAMN THING?

Fag

I'll tell you where you can put that stick.

Wrap it up boys. Mystery solved.

bango

Dude. http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_t…

You've all just been trolled by Ashley Feinberg, FYI.

Ok.

Forget it. Forget I said anything.

Aaaand it’s over. Can we agree this was all a joke?