It’s gonna be the Oddly-rust-colored, nothing-gets-the-stains-out, can’t-wear-this-on-dates-anymore House after you’re through.

I’m pretty upset with how Jezebel readers are being so incredibly dismissive and actually shitty about this.
Nursing is a predominantly female occupation and as such has routinely been dismissed as a less than vocation for exactly that reason. We have to fight to be taken seriously ALL the time. I get shitty comments…

Oh, he’s 100% right. Hamilton deserves to be on the money. Jackson sure as fuck doesn’t.

I’m kind of surprised Huckabee didn’t say Kim Davis.

Clara Barton was the only actual answer. Every single other answer was essentially “I literally can’t think of a woman who did anything important. Oh wait, Susan B. Anthony—she did stuff, right? And Abagail Adams was like, married to a president or whatever?” Except for Carly Fiorina’s answer, which was the absolute…

I... actually agree with Ted Cruz. Jackson should be replaced, not Hamilton.

Greatest tweet of all time.

It appears that the problem is spreading across the world.

Best exchange ever.

He's a ninth grader and it's September so he's probably only been going to this school for a few weeks. What a terrible way to start high school.

“IT LOOKS LIKE ONE-A DEM BOMBS FROM DA MOVIES SARG!”

I can’t even process what it was like for him to have his teachers and principal and all these adults he interacts with everyday turn on him like that with no real cause. How do you go back to trusting or interacting with those people?!

South Carolina is also at the bottom of the barrel regarding education too, or at least it was. Those other states although I’m totally unsure about New Mexico. Correlation? Maybe start there, S.C. Or is that the wrong approach? I dunno, I’m asking.

Cooper said he shouldn’t be suspended either.

“All I care about is playing football... That’s why I ripped off his helmet and tried to crack his skull. That’s me playing football.”

She can gorram Gommorrah bring it.

How do they keep winning if they’re cheating? I mean, explain that to me. Cheating means someone loses. They are so good, that they win even when they cheat. You’re all jealous of this team.

Belichick first explained away the headset malfunctions by calling it a “pretty common” glitch,

You know... You don’t see us Jews running around wearing motherfucking crosses. So why the fuck is this goddamn evangelical Christian wearing a motherfucking mogen David?!