CORRECTION: The criminal justice system has complete contempt for women and children.

guessing he’s queueing up the inevitable argument where he says he wasn’t convicted of rape-rape or real rape or whatever this year’s free space in rape apology bingo is called

I didn’t say she should.

I wonder if this genre should start actually HIGHLIGHTING those details instead of hiding them.

“There are people who think I started this account in order to brag about how many ‘compliments’ I get,”

You think that’s bad? Try being the one responsible for designing exhaust ports.

I’ll be happy when he loses all 98.6.

“This has been a test of the Emergency Porncast System. Had this been an actual porncast, the soundtrack you heard would have been pretty much the same.”

Kmart had the “Blue Light Special” so it’s fitting that Targer has a “Red Light Special”

“Customers were evacuated from the San Luis Obispo store”

Pete Morelli, to Dean Blandino: “Dean, I hope this doesn’t hurt my playoff chances.”

“Charging a man with a six-inch Italian B.M.T. was like handing out speeding tickets in the Indy 500. I took the B.M.T. What the hell else was I gonna do?”

“I wanted a six-inch Italian B.M.T. And for my sins, they gave me one.”

How are people referring to something that makes you black out and trash shit as “synthetic marijuana?” That is not what marijuana does. That’s more like synthetic PCP.

naked and in a mood to re-enact the opening scene from Apocalypse Now

When your country decides to actually provide decent paid maternity leave, then perhaps we’ll talk. Till then....nope. You don’t get to whine about this.

Pick one of the following statements from the University of Florida Athletic Director that applies:

This needs to be a Deadspin post all it’s own.

threelationship

Knowing Michigan this is probably just a faked gay love triangle shovel beating, intended to cover up a straight love triangle shovel beating.