Patriots fandom is a filthy rich friend who takes you to the Bahamas but tries to roofie every girl you know.

He likes the Vikings. Every team gets roasted. Welcome to Deadspin.

Is there any fanbase, or collection of fans from a city, that can’t take a joke more than Boston/Patriots fans? Guys, relax, its a joke. Every team gets roasted. My god, its hilarious the inferiority complex that bleeds out of Boston sometimes.

I’ve been burned by coworkers who I thought were just ranting about work like friends, but then ran to the boss and talked shit about all the stuff I was saying. This has happened more than once, so I trust NO ONE at work. I keep a strict professional line, especially towards management and basically just keep to…

Teens/early 20s = friends, lovers and enemies at work are fair game

I was so pissed at Kirk. If he had been having doubts for a week (or more?) of their barely a month long relationship, he should have nipped it in the bud then.

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Also, is no one else concerned that this rally looked like something out of Deliverance?

Oh, I’m sure this is far from over. That self righteousness flowing through her veins right now is probably burning like battery acid, ready to fuel another inevitable outburst.

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You could take off Brady’s skin and find out that he wasn’t a human, but a robot programmed to play football and Patriots fans would be like “Who’s to say robots can’t play football these days? Why doesn’t anyone talk about all the other jobs that robots are taking over? It’s all just a witch hunt because everyone’s…

I love Pats fans. Their arguments are amazing.

I was hoping for a cult of personality, but a fan club will do. Where do I sign up?

He set the track record while driving under the influence? That’s some Dock Ellis shit right there.

Like what is that? Does he just casually call women bitches in his every day conversations with them as a regular thing, or is this interviewer just extra special? Wtf?

You know what sounds more like a money hustle to me? This Hot Take. When’s the last time Damon Wayans did anything even remotely culturally relevant? Sit the fuck down, Major Payne.

I can think of easier money hustles than accusing someone of rape.

I don’t think I’ve called someone a butt since grade three. That’s right up there with dickweed.