“Ma’am, I’ll kindly ask you to stop deflowering yourself underneath the table!”

I’m going to go with “losers” and a side of Vaguely Threatened Lawsuit plus “all other NBC shows are bad anyway”

Place your bets now on Trump’s response:

There’s no middle ground with older guests. They’re either really sweet and the best customers you’ve ever had, or they’re the absolute worst.

Too bad. My friends already got theirs in Austin at 11 am this morning.

Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.

I LOOOOOOOOOOOVe the fact that the more progressive we get, the more and more these people sound like absolute LOONEY TOONS.

Meanwhile, at foxnews dot com...

Here’s the gif:

The Onion headline:

this is so perfect and creepy and I can’t stop watching.

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

Nope. Those fuckheads have it coming.

is it just me, or does that snippet of Thomas’ dissent kind of read like he’s in favor of slavery and internment camps?

Am I a bad person for taking almost as much joy in the pee-pants tantrums the Conservatives are throwing over the ruling as in the ruling itself?

Stay safe out there during Pride Weekend, LGBT bros. Just because you CAN get quickie married in Las Vegas now doesn’t mean you should.

It always comes down to this.