I have called the cops multiple times when I needed help, and not fucking once have they proven their fucking worth to me.

You can’t jump to conclusions but if you are a POC or a woman, it’s not foolish to assume that they are not inherently a good cop. Take whatever precautions you need. If you’re getting pulled over at night, call someone and let them know, leave the phone on in the seat if need be.

Jon Stewart originally coined the moniker, I believe.

I also got the sense that he was being fed lines by the producers that he COULD BE the next bachelor if only he sold it hard enough, and he totally fell for it.

originally it was hot dog but I decided corndogs are more intrinsically funny

I want people to just keep adding in Democratic leadership until there are no more faces to replace.

I mean, I know that DNC =/= Obama, but it was just too good not to.

Can someone watch a gif forever? Let’s find out!

HOW WILL I GET THROUGH THIS WITHOUT YOU JON.

She at least ripped him apart mentally, her face was livid. Next ep might begin with her slamming a limb on the ground before the guys, “Ian has decided to leave.”

“Today, Donald Trump became the second major Republican candidate to announce for president in two days. He adds some much-needed seriousness that has previously been lacking from the GOP field, and we look forward hearing more about his ideas for the nation.“

Guys like him are all game til they mess up. If he had rocked the mariachi, he would have hidden all this crap a lot longer. Just like Tony, who became sumo’s biggest anti-fan after totally flopping around like tampon in the ring match. Fragile babies.

Even US Weekly caught that:

This was the moment when I thought: “I know exactly the kind of guy you are!”

This is the third (maybe fourth?) time this season a guy has just lost his marbles and gone out with a bang in one episode. Clint was the same way, same Kupah, and that Buddhist guy. It feels VERY contrived, even for a bachelor show. Which reminds me: I share a few mutual friends with JJ and recently grilled them on…

He went full DEFCON-2 “Don’t You Know Who I Am?” mode. Fantastic.

I came here to meet the girl that had her heart broken and was devastated by Chris Soules, not the girl who wanted to get her field plowed by Chris.

I wanna go home!! Sounds like he just dropped his ice-cream AND his binky at the same time.