The ocean is like...super deep...there could be a Kraken in there. That alone keeps me from getting in the ocean.

Sharks are gorgeous, awesome creatures. When swimming, I just happen to look like their food. Hence why I never ever ever swim in the ocean. Way too scared.

HELLO, if he’s a Nice Guy he won’t do it. Duh. That’s why you should appreciate a Nice Guy, you superficial slut. They can use their fedoras as chinese stars if anyone threatens your safety.

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

Who’s handling RWBY? I’m still mourning the passing of monty. He left us too early.

Reading comp fail! It’s okay, happens to the best of us. RWBY is fantastic though.

No love for american Anime? Where’s RWBY on this list? (though it MAY be airing in fall so I guess it an get a pass if that ends up being the case. But it better be on the Fall anticpated list)

Jesus fucking christ. Maybe he can help Huckabee write his next book, Guns, Grits, Gravy, and Groping Grade-Schoolers

The overlooking of racism from his book is precisely the kind of thing a biographer should not be doing - anyone writing about Cobb should have to grapple with it. The relativism often prevalent in this discussion (“other people were racist too;” “it was the times”) is insidious because it allows people to effectively…

Summing up Cobb to modern audiences today, Ray Liotta’s performance as Joe Jackson in Field of Dreams said it best. “We’d have invited Ty Cobb to play, but since none of us could stand the sonofabitch when we were alive, we told him to stick it.”

Damn it, I was under the impression that he might transcend death. He will, of course, but not in the way that I had hoped.

Rest in Peace Sir Christopher. Thank you for your bevy of towering performances and for leading a fascinating life that could inspire anybody.

Forget the ridiculous third reason for a moment. Why do there seem to be so many otherwise intelligent people who don’t seem to understand that the vast majority of the time it’s not appropriate to act on your sexual impulses? Literally everyday of the week I work with and walk by women that I am attracted to,…

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“ Im not racist! I threaten to lynch all kinds of people! Asians, Mexicans, Jews, Muslims, non-white atheists, Catholics, Gays, Lesbians, those Transylvanias what dress like women, and sometimes regular women if they don’t appreciate me for my winnin’ personality. See?! All kinds of people!”

Elizabeth Warren is awesome and you are welcome.

Oh he’s definitely a subscriber:

The story about the cancer-free anniversary “date” is one of the most pathetic things I’ve ever read. That’s some Ralph Wiggum/Lisa Simpson shit right there.

I really like the beginning of the video where he complains about not getting an advanced warning of his arrest and the charges against him. It’s like he’s used to living in an entirely different legal system in which crimes are negotiated away with money before charges are ever pressed. That part alone convinces me…

No passionate feelings about lotion either way, but I do have passionate feelings about how perfect this header pic is.

If this is market research ABC is floating to see if we would watch an all-male Bachelor or an all-female Bacehlorette the answer is yes. Hell yes. Especially with Amy Schumer as co-host. Make a gay Bachelor happen already!!